asktroupegramarye:

That is a rather erroneous assumption. What made you believe my name was anything near a William Robert John?

My real name as well as my stage name are equally as valuable to me, however, I rather be addressed by my stage name, you unfunny unknown individual.  

Just call him Florence.

(You know as well as I that ‘tis not my true name.)

I’m having no luck on regular dating sites.

Today, I made a crochet rabbit and cried while watching “Pretty Woman”.

I think I may need to get a job and a girlfriend… Not that I haven’t been trying…

Hi, I may not have a job but I have a good time with the boys I meet down on the line plenty of time on my hands, so yay, I’m coming back!